I credit my wife with passing this message along. Here’s what she told me:
“So here is email marketing awesomeness for you. I signed up for this website back before we were married and I JUST got a welcome email. Literally.”
My wife and I have been married for almost six years, so you can imagine her surprise when she got this in her old pre-married Gmail account:
I’m honestly not even sure what to think of this. My thoughts are centered around two possibilities for why this message is seven years late:
1. MyNewPlace switched to an ESP and imported all of their data and treated everyone as new subscribers. (Not Good)
2. MyNewPlace bought a list that my wife’s old Gmail account is on (Terrible, for countless reasons)
The message itself? Not bad. But timing is everything for a welcome email, and while seven years is OBVIOUSLY too late to send one, waiting seven days isn’t a great idea either.
I’d love to know what others think about this. It’s a crazy example, I know, but still, maybe there’s a good explanation.

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That is the weirdest thing ever. Seriously I can’t imagine any good reason for it at all.
Upper management: Just send to the whole file.
Email manager: The whole thing? But that’s…
Upper management: Don’t argue! Send to the whole file! SOMEBODY on it has to be ready to move.
@Lindsay: I can’t imagine a good reason either.
@Ken: You’ve likely hit the nail on the head about what transpired. You wish it would be more sophisticated than that.
Better late than never!!, seems like someone pulled the database and set some triggers
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