What would you think would be the most annoying thing in the world? Spam of the Vuvuzela? Actually I think they both take a shared first place. Especially when directed straight at you. Well, we have some bad news. Very bad news that is: Their forces are combined now. Making the ultimate most annoying thing [...]
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The most annoying thing ever
Posted in bad email, Funny Email, Really Really Bad Email on July 10, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Join Rooms To Go’s super secret society
Posted in bad email, Email Marketing, Not So Great Email, Promotional Email, Retail Email, Welcome Email, tagged call to action, Preheader, Rooms To Go, Subject Line on June 15, 2010 | 8 Comments »
Kelly Lorenz reviews Rooms To Go’s welcome message. Read through the pros and cons and best practices of a company that almost got it right.
GoGo email is a StopStop
Posted in bad email, Email Marketing, Text Email, Thank You Email, tagged Chris Wheeler, Fail, GoGo Inflight Internet, Welcome Email on April 29, 2010 | 8 Comments »
Go Inflight Internet is a cool service that provides the ability to get online when flying where it didn’t exist before. Looking at the email purchase confirmation, you’d never be able to tell. Here’s an example of an email where the sophistication of the service provided doesn’t match the user experience.
Welcome to Starbucks? Really?
Posted in bad email, Email Marketing, Retail Email, Welcome Email, tagged Bad Email Marketing, email, email best practices, Email Marketing, starbucks email, starbucks.com, starbucksstore.com, Welcome Email on March 23, 2010 | 12 Comments »
Alright all you coffee lovers……we all love starbucks right? Tell me if you like this welcome series of email. Let me set the stage: December 10th, 2009 – I sign up on the Starbucks.com website to receive email. Below please find my confirmation email from them after I registered. Notice the date and type of [...]
Email Dating: World Market is Nicer in Person.
Posted in bad email, email engagement, Email Marketing, Image Heavy Email, tagged email dating, Email Marketing, rory carlyle, world market on February 1, 2010 | 6 Comments »
Ever meet someone at a party or event and they forget your name in the midst of a conversation? Or what about when you go in for an interview and you’re introduced to your potential coworkers with the wrong name? Remembering someones name or something about them helps establish trust; in any relationship it’s important [...]
Introducing The Triple FAIL
Posted in bad email, Really Really Bad Email, What the hell email?, tagged Conde Naste, DJ Waldow, Fail on January 21, 2010 | 3 Comments »
If you are like most business people, when you are going to be out of the office for an extended period of time, you set up some type of Out of Office (OOO) auto-responder. I am like most business people (in some ways). So I set up an OOO message while on was on the [...]
Get in Front of Millions?! #FAIL
Posted in bad email, email acquisition, email engagement, Email Marketing, Great Email, Not So Great Email, Really Really Bad Email, What the hell email?, tagged email, Email Marketing, rant, spam on January 19, 2010 | 6 Comments »
Email marketing is a privilege; not a right. When it comes down to personally communicating to people, respect is a virtue that fosters a great relationship. Understanding that is a key component to growing an interactive marketing channel online. Believing that an email is just another task to check off of a marketing list or [...]
123 Fail for 123print
Posted in bad email, Email Marketing, Image Heavy Email, Retail Email, tagged 123print, bad email, email, Email Marketing on January 6, 2010 | 6 Comments »
After being discouraged by a personalized subject line, I still felt compelled to click and boy was I glad I did. I found all kinds of failure for my very first Email Zoo blog post! Understanding the basics of email marketing seems to still be a hard found skill set, even in 2010. The essentials [...]
Nine West huh?
Posted in bad email, Email Marketing, Retail Email, Welcome Email, tagged bad email, email, email coding, Email Marketing, email privacy, email strategy, nine west, privacy, Welcome Email, welcome program on December 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So wait….not only do I have to add 2 email address’ to my address book to get your email, but then I need to click on that long link to view your privacy. Three questions: 1. Why 2 address’? 2. Do you know how to embed a link? 3. Do you have to tell me [...]