What would you think would be the most annoying thing in the world? Spam of the Vuvuzela? Actually I think they both take a shared first place. Especially when directed straight at you. Well, we have some bad news. Very bad news that is: Their forces are combined now. Making the ultimate most annoying thing [...]
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The most annoying thing ever
Posted in bad email, Funny Email, Really Really Bad Email on July 10, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Introducing The Triple FAIL
Posted in bad email, Really Really Bad Email, What the hell email?, tagged Conde Naste, DJ Waldow, Fail on January 21, 2010 | 3 Comments »
If you are like most business people, when you are going to be out of the office for an extended period of time, you set up some type of Out of Office (OOO) auto-responder. I am like most business people (in some ways). So I set up an OOO message while on was on the [...]
Get in Front of Millions?! #FAIL
Posted in bad email, email acquisition, email engagement, Email Marketing, Great Email, Not So Great Email, Really Really Bad Email, What the hell email?, tagged email, Email Marketing, rant, spam on January 19, 2010 | 6 Comments »
Email marketing is a privilege; not a right. When it comes down to personally communicating to people, respect is a virtue that fosters a great relationship. Understanding that is a key component to growing an interactive marketing channel online. Believing that an email is just another task to check off of a marketing list or [...]
Valuable Coupon Attached!!
Posted in bad email, Email Marketing, Not So Great Email, Really Really Bad Email, Retail Email, Subject Lines, What the hell email?, tagged Ashley Furniture, bad email, Email Marketing, Fail on December 16, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Who do you know who is sending out emails on behalf of your company? What if I told you that some dude, say the VP of Marketing and Media Relations, blasted out an occasional terrible email using your much-coveted brand name? Yeah. I agree with you. I’d not be so happy either. The Backstory My [...]
Montgomery Ward’s Gmail Disaster
Posted in bad email, email engagement, Email Marketing, email rendering, Really Really Bad Email, Retail Email, What the hell email?, tagged bad email, bad email practices, email, email best practices, Email Marketing, email rendering, HTML coding, montgomery ward email, montgomeryward.com, Promotional Email, Retail Email on August 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Please tell me that someone on the email marketing team over at Montgomery Wards checked to see if they email rendered in gmail? Nope..guess not..check out how their email rendered in gmail and then the web version below. Lessons learned here: Make sure your HTML is clean Make sure you test rendering in email clients. [...]
Zoo Jewellery, certainly not the King of the Jungle
Posted in Email Marketing, Really Really Bad Email, Retail Email, tagged jewellery, zoo jewellery on July 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
When you think ‘Jewellery’ you probably associate it with beauty, elegance and personal adornment, you’ve probably got a few brands that pop into your head too. Well, let me show you something that contradicts that entirely. Nothing in this email shows the quality of the products Zoo Jewellery are trying to sell. The Product images [...]
Welcome to the Email Zoo.
Posted in Abandon Cart Email, Browse Remarketing Email, Email Service Providors, Funny Email, Great Email, Image Heavy Email, Not So Great Email, Promotional Email, Really Really Bad Email, Retail Email, Survey Email, Text Email, Thank You Email, tagged B2B, B2C, corporate email, email, email best practices, Email Marketing, email zoo, Promotional Email, Retail Email on July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Welcome to the zoo….the email zoo. There are quite a few email marketing blogs out there all focusing on various areas within email marketing, but no blog really dedicated to evaluating the actual email that companies send full time. There are 5 contributors to this blog which should make for some great posts about all [...]